If you thought a washed coffee couldn't be funky, you'd be wrong. This one rocks big candy energy, shouting PURPLE with notes of grape and winking coyly with flowery fig sweetness. It's like peak road trip euphoria, when the tunes and the car candies are hitting just right. It's that moment at the bar when the DDR Arcade goes from daunting to exactly the right move. See if this treat of a coffee doesn't change your mind about what's impossible.